「studio」 「just for engineering students」

This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's (EEEs and ECEs). They bring back fond memories for those who care
to smile at the past…

Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in
A.C.as compared to D.C. ?
Candidate : An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and
requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.


External (to student) : "Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC To
pass through ?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC comes
straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP,
DOWN, UP DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!"

Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is AC. If
it gets stuck, it was DC.

Interviewer: H! ow will you reverse direction of an Induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the x-ud, turn the motor
around, and put back the bolts.

Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

Examiner: "What is a step-up transformer?"
Student: "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."
Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"
Student (hesitantly): "Uh - A transformer that is put in the x-udment
or in a pit?"
Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is
installed on the ground?"
(Student knows he is caught-can't answer)
Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"
Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"

TOP FACTS ABOUT ENGINEERS

Engineers at work:

Assignments solved by one and then carry out mass transfer operations
throughout the class

The most important machine for Engineers:

Xerox Machine (Without which assignment Completion couldn't be
possible)

Top two Engineering Rumours:

Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks

Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:

'What is this man, 60% o f the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire
engineering history' 'I am failing'

So guys and girls, enjoy engineering
-a fellow engineering student, Kavin.A

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posted by : Kavin.A :: 6:34 AM :: 0 comments

「girlfriend 5.0 to wife 1.0」

Dear Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Soccersystem
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.


Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ... Team: whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the augmentation.

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posted by : Kavin.A :: 2:30 AM :: 0 comments

「free mobile recharge every month」

Recharge ur phone every month freely by
following this process

Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your
SIM card absolutely free. Yes it is possible, see how technology can
be used to make technicians fool.


Please follow the instructions as stated below before
you start it:

Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH),AIRTEL, SPICE & BSNL users only
,sorry for idea, BPL?and Reliance users and is done illegally of course.. But
there are many
things
that are illegal , who cares. Don't worry nobody can
trap you. No legal
action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead
without worrying.

You can only do this every 27 th & 28 th of the month
as the network
system
under upgrade.

1.) ** Dial "1415007" using your h/phone and wait
for 5 second

2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny
noise (like sound
from
TV

3.) ** Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151
follow by your
phone

number

4.) ** A recorded message "please insert your pin
number" will
follow

5.) ** punch in the pin number "011785 45227
00734" and wait for
the operator finish repeating the above pin number.


6.) ** After the pin number has been repeat,
dial "0405-for
AIRTEL,

404-for ORANGE (HUTCH)" .

404-for BSNL" .

7.) ** you will hear a message "for air time
top-up press 1723"
you

just have to follow the instruction



8.) ** After you follow the instruction, the
noisy sound will

re-appear for about 5 second





9.) ** once the noise stop, dial "4455147"
follow by "146"



10.) ** after about 5 second, dial "1918" after 3
second dial
"4451"



11.) ** after you done that, punch in the serial
number

"01174452271145527" you will hear dial tone.



12.) ** once the dialing tone stop, dial
"55524785933" you will
hear "

please key in your password"




13.) ** the password is " ****2+253+7891*+546322
" wait for the
message

"your password accepted"



14.) ** you will hear " please insert your emey
number " now you
have

to be fast to dial your own h/phone number


15.) ** you will hear a dialing tone, when the
call is answered,
dial

"1566" and you will hear "re-confirm emey number"



16.) ** once you hear that m! essage, dial "6011556
2245334 follow
by

your h/phone number"


17.) ** after a while, you will hear a message
"your pin number is

accepted" you have to dial "1007"


18.) ** after you done that you will hear "your
emey number is
accepted"



19.) ** continue dial "4566" you will hear "your
password is
accepted"






20.) ** once the second message finish,
immediately dial your own
h/phone number



21.) ** Now you will receive a message saying
............














































































































































































































22.) "NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET
BACK TO WORK AND
DON'T WASTE TIME !!"
Bye.........Bye...........

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posted by : Kavin.A :: 2:41 AM :: 0 comments